i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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