I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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