My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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