she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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