What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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