High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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