a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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