It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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