hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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