Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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