hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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