My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
