yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
