yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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