i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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