you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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