Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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