How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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