when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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