Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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