Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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