So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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