That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
look no pants
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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