Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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