I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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