Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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