I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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