Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
