Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
thus making me awesome and them whores
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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