Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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