Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
