Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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