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I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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