What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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