I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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