it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Me too!
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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