it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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