Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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