Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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