why didn't you poke me back
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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