kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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