that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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