you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Acid is not a monday night drug
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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