Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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