Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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