what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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