They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Come see our sink grown plant.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize