But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
