Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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