Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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