this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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