If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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