and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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