Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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